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Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

11.06.2025 03:29

Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I see through liars

Carlos Alcaraz roars all the way back to win the French Open again - The Washington Post

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

Autism and ADHD have distinct brain connectivity signatures, study finds - Medical Xpress

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I understand how hurricane paths work

I have complete contempt for fakery

New Webb Data Confirms ‘Crazy Idea’ About Cooling Effects of Pluto’s Haze - The Daily Galaxy

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

Gold Climbs as Rising Geopolitical and Trade Tensions Aid Havens - Bloomberg.com

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

Is it wise to SECRETLY expose a narcissist by telling others that he/she is a covert narcissist?

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

All flights grounded at Newark Airport due to staffing issues - FOX 5 New York

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I can count

NYC summer stargazing seasons kicks off with triangle, meteor showers - Gothamist

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

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I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

New model helps to figure out which distant planets may host life - Phys.org

I have a reading level above third grade

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

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I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I actually pay taxes

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

How do I identify fake friends in life?

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

New study maps psychological pathway from childhood abuse to adolescent addiction - PsyPost

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I know who the president of Turkey really is

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I have complete contempt for traitorism

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I don’t buy bullshit

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

I can read

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I don’t cotton to rapists

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee